Saturday, November 5, 2011

Chiquita Lola!

Here we are on this cold and windy night. There is a knock at the door, a knock no one would hear....until there was another knock and then we heard it and who do you think it was? It was Lola the chicken dressed as herself, or the Chiquita Banana lady we aren't sure. You be the judge. She has made the long and scary journey from the Grovers to the Riddle's many times, what is different this time you ask? Well I'm gonna tell you, she has finally unleashed her inner Chaquita. She even changed her name to Lola which is her gypsy name. Her real name was Beatrice which was given to her by her mother The Little Red Hen. She was tired of baking all that damn bread, she was ready for so much more and so was born LOLA! (In your best rock star groupie voice...) WE LOVE YOU LOLA!



Lola the Showgirl

Lola is a party girl! Singing and dancing is her specialty! I'm sure she could go to Vegas in this sequin outfit with her fruity head piece and fit right in! Dusty...watch out for Lola, she has a thing for firefighters!!

In the beginning....

There once was a chick named Lola...
Who lived in good ole Fredonia
She made the rounds between very good friends
causing laughter and fun galore-a!!

It all began one afternoon when Mandy Riddle decided to decorate with cupcakes instead of chickens. Lola became homeless, until Mandy G took her in. She sat for a couple of days on the table and pondered her existence. She had always wanted to live the glamorous life of Beyonce the big metal chicken but felt that her wooden body and small metal stand just couldn't compare. She was very sad that neither Mandy could see her potential. She liked cupcakes very much and could not understand why she was no longer welcome in the Riddle home. The Grover's had too many chickens and just couldn't find room for one more. She had to do something! As days passed, Lola decided that she had a purpose in this life and she began to use chicken mind control tactics (similiar to Jedi mind control)on Mandy G to fulfill her destiny.
Mandy G suddenly had a pain in her head. She picked up Lola and ran her over to the Riddle home and left her sitting on their back porch. Mandy R. did a stop and drop and left Lola in the Grover car. Mandy G decided to hide Lola in the Riddle's fridge.
On Halloween, Lola decided she wanted to dress up. She was inspired by a very handsome man in a cheer uniform. The Riddles were excited to dress Lola up and leave her as a Halloween surprise for the Grovers. Lola looked AMAZING (almost as good as Bayden)!! Stay tuned for more fabulous chicken adventures!!